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Bush 的 中国问题!

Bush 的 中国问题!

This taped conversation in the Oval Office has been leaked to the
> > Washington Post:(华盛顿邮报)中学英语教材。
     George Bush   Hu Jintao=who   阿拉法特  科非 安南  美国国家顾问赖斯
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> > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> > Condi:    Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> >  George: Great. Lay it on me.
> > Condi:     Hu is the new leader of China.
> >  George: That's what I want to know.
> >  Condi:   That's what I'm telling you.
> >  George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> >  Condi:   Yes.
> >  George: I mean the fellow's name.
> >  Condi:    Hu.
> >  George: The guy in China.
> >  Condi:    Hu.
> >  George: The new leader of China.
> >  Condi:    Hu.
> >  George: The Chinaman!
> >  Condi:    Hu is leading China.
> >  George:  Now whaddya' asking me for?
> >  Condi:    I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> >  George:  Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> >  Condi:    That's the man's name.
> >  George:  That's who's name?
> >  Condi:    Yes.
> >  George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
> > of China?
> >  Condi:   Yes, sir.
> >  George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> >                Middle East. Condi: That's correct.
> >  George: Then who is in China?
> >  Condi:    Yes, sir.
> >  George: Yassir is in China?
> >  Condi:    No, sir.
> >  George: Then who is?
> >  Condi:   Yes, sir.
> >  George:  Yassir?
> >  Condi:    No, sir.
> >  George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> >               China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> >  Condi:    Kofi?
> >  George: No, thanks.
> >  Condi:   You want Kofi?
> >  George: No.
> >  Condi:   You don't want Kofi.
> >  George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> >                milk. And then get me the U.N.
> > Condi:    Yes, sir.
> >  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> >  Condi:    Kofi?
> >  George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> >  Condi:   And call who?
> >  George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >  Condi:    Hu is the guy in China.
> >  George: Will you stay out of China?!
> >  Condi:   Yes, sir.
> >  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> >                U.N.
> > Condi:     Kofi.
> >  George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> >
> > (Condi picks up the phone.)
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> > Condi:    Rice, here.
> > George:  Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> >               should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can     
                    you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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